I’ve thought myself out of happiness one million times, but never once into it.– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via ready-set-die)
when cigarette smokers tell me how bad weed is for...
Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.– Luna Lovegood (via snacksonsnacksonsnacks)
something that is cool:
guys are much more lenient about what counts as “smooth legs” than girls are.
rightinthefeelings asked: :D this makes me so happy. i love you lots bbygurl and im so pumped to live with you too! our home is going to be dope to smoke dope at lol and i know things have been rough and we haven't talked alot lately but I've never loved you any less. I'm happy your my bestfriend and how amazing you are to me and how you've changed my life and how lucky i am to have YOU in my life.
Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself...– La Dispute (via wakingupthesun)
mehrmehrmehr happy free pancake day
gonna go wake’n’bake and stuff my face with free pancakes from IHOP have fun ACT testing junior motha fuckaaaaaaas.
ajxadvisory asked: So basically, I am never ever going to delete that out of my inbox, or reply to it cause it'll go away but holy shit, I've never smiled so big, I love you so much baby that just made my life.<3
didn’t get to sleep in today because my parents woke me up five times to ask me why i wasn’t in school yet. by the last time i was yelling at them and my mom got all offended and was like “how was i supposed to know?” um, maybe cause i told you the last four fuckin times you asked me. and then she went upstairs to dry her hair and sing to my dog for an hour in case i...
eye-see-a-sea-of-sadness asked: D'awh :D Thank you Emily! This was really sweet. <3 I think you're fantastic, and awesome and beautiful and so many other wonderful things. (: I wanted to keep it, so I'm not gonna actually reply to it lmao. Okay, thank you, love you, bye!
the-silhouette asked: i don't think you're awkward or cynical. seriously. you're so funny. literally one of the funniest people i work with. and you're especially not cynical. you're brilliant. and so pretty. god you're pretty. i would love to look like you for just one day. and you seriously light up a room. i don't know if you knew that. but people light up when you talk. because...
i think i'm going to go around and post nice...
i don’t know why i’m feeling so benevolent right now, i’m in a terrible mood today. but everyone else should be in a great mood.
i want one of those cool blogs where people...
i would love to help or even just listen, i really would. especially considering the number of depressed friends i have. don’t hesitate to vent to me :P
Anonymous asked: he is dorky, like me. funny. frustrating, because I usually can't read him as easily as i can other people. goofy. and we mock eachother alot. but i am too much of a wimp, and i fear he will never know i like him. :P
god I have SUCH a dry sense of humor.
fuck this shit.
i’m so many different levels of overly stressed and anxious lately. so my tumblr is going to be my new venting/steam-blowing-off/pity-party-enabler type thing, just to let you all know, if this does not float your boat unfollow me now, i’m giving you fair warning.
if santorum wins the presidency, i'm starting my...
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i wish i was one of those really cute, sweet girls who was just like a ray of sunshine on your day. the ones that everyone likes because how could you not like them? the ones who give compliments like they get paid to, and the ones who can have a genuine conversation with anyone and leave them feeling better. but instead i’m very awkward and cynical. oh well, c’est la vie.
how you can say as many depressing, morbid, self-destructive things as you want, and be as obvious as possible, but until you come right fucking out and say “i’m suicidal” people will just continue to look the other way. oh, the world we live in.
goodnight tumblr, going to bed
if i’m lucky i won’t ever wake up. but i’m not lucky. and as usual i will wake up 752 times during the night.
aspiringevangelist-deactivated2 asked: Noooooooooooooo no no I don't hate you. jksdghladfjghfsdjfhk. That post was just an explosion of many times I've heard people say that, not that it was specifically directed at you. ugh. wow I suck. I'm sorry. dsjghlajlajshdvlfjahbslrgjablzsjfvhlsflszjhflgzsjdfvhglsdv
aspiringevangelist-deactivated2 asked: As much as I want to say no, because I love you and I don't want you to hate me and think of me differently, yeah, it was.
lolol how many people can i get to hate me in one...
it’s almost like a game now. almost, but not really.
normally i’m not into baby face, but good god androgyny suits him. i have yet to see an unattractive picture of this man.
i keep hoping this cunt will stumble across my...
smokeythebeard asked: I'm here for ya girly
if i had a dollar for every brain you didn't have,...
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
i would like to line up everyone in the world...
“You have to consider the possibility that God...
daltsdothis: - Tyler Durden